Wednesday, 1 May 2013

Episode 7 - Chapter 3


“At Stonedildo,” the first troll replies, “Na'ah, dis ain't no noob. Noobs is all shiney and fresh. Dis...” It waves Raven around in the air. “Dis is old...” It pauses to sniff Raven again. “Old, an' it reeks of guilt.”

“At Rocknipples69,” the second troll says, “What flavour of guilt?”

The first troll buries his face in Raven's abdomen and inhales deeply. “'Arsh judgements,” it says after a moment or two, then inhales again. “Ova zealousness,” it adds seconds later, “And dere's a definite whiff ov regreddable mishtakes.”

“Regreddable mishtakes,” crows the second troll with an air of triumph, “Id is a tashty morshel, whatever id turns out to be. I'd best be warming me pot.”

“You better 'ad,” Rocknipples replies, “LOL RT at Stonedildo, I'd best be warming me pot.”