By this point I was sure I was about to drown in gobbledegook. I couldn't take it all in, all this nonsense. I just wanted normal.
“Would anybody like some more tea?” I asked.
“I think tea would be a champion idea.” said Mr Raven, heading back to the living room.
“Then tea it is. Then I think you should answer some questions, Mr Raven.”
“I keep telling you, it's just Raven, not Mister.”
“Why is that so important?”
“Because a moment may come when it's vital that you remember I'm not like you!”