“At Stonedildo,”
the first troll replies, “Na'ah, dis ain't no noob. Noobs is all
shiney and fresh. Dis...” It waves Raven around in the air. “Dis
is old...” It pauses to sniff Raven again. “Old, an' it reeks of
guilt.”
“At Rocknipples69,”
the second troll says, “What flavour of guilt?”
The first troll buries
his face in Raven's abdomen and inhales deeply. “'Arsh
judgements,” it says after a moment or two, then inhales again.
“Ova zealousness,” it adds seconds later, “And dere's a
definite whiff ov regreddable mishtakes.”
“Regreddable
mishtakes,” crows the second troll with an air of triumph, “Id is
a tashty morshel, whatever id turns out to be. I'd best be warming
me pot.”
“You better 'ad,”
Rocknipples replies, “LOL RT at Stonedildo, I'd best be warming me
pot.”
