Thursday 2 May 2013

Episode 7 - Chapter 4


It feels to Raven like he's walked out of his own dream when his senses suddenly come rushing back at him and he realises his predicament. Hanging there like a rag doll in the hands of a petulant child, scrutinised by the two trolls.

“Unhand me at once, you stupid lump of rock,” he shouts, but the trolls carry on oblivious to his words.

“At Rocknipples69, maybe we shud flame id,” Stonedildo continues, “Ged id nishe 'n' crishpy.”

“Put me down, right now,” Raven shouts, again to no avail.

“At Stonedildo wad abad a nishe shoup,” Rocknipples suggests, “We ain't 'ad a nishe shoup in ages.”

“No pots,” Raven declares, “No flames, no soup. I am not on the menu.”

“At Rocknipples69,” Stonedildo replies, “Is id trying to shpeak.”

“At Stonedildo,” Rocknipples replies, “Ah don' know, Ah don' follow id.”

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